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Fucker Bastard's Home Computers

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Fucker Bastard's Monitors

Fucker Bastard's Accessories

Fucker Bastard's Games

Fucker Bastards' Photo Edit Pro

Fucker Bastard's Multimedia

The Fucker Bastards Home PC Ultimate Kewl Pluz

This is our top of the line model, it has all the Fucker Bastard's accessories, the Fucker Bastard's Printer, all the games, software and multimedia you would ever need (or want for that matter).

Spec: 400 RPM hamster and treadmill combo processor.
          Fucker Bastard's Big Fuckoff Monitor
          Fucker Bastard's Big Fuckoff Speakers
          Fucker Bastard's Accessories set
          Fucker Bastard's Printer
          Fucker Bastard's Games Compilation
          Fucker Bastard's Photo Edit Pro
          Fucker Bastard's Multimedia Titles

Using the latest in radioactive paint the Fucker Bastard's printer is the best printer for in the home and in the office. Includes FREE white ink cartridge.

Available in three different sizes the Fucker Bastard's Speakers are the best on the market.

These are the smallest in the range and are best for the boring home user who is quite happy playing mine sweeper and other shite desktop games. Warning: These Emit Radiation

Names this because the screws at the back have been known to get up to temperatures of 100ºC when left on for over an hour.

These are Fucker Bastard's top of the line speakers, they feature all the things that the serious gamer needs, and include the Fucker Bastard's Big Mother Sub Woofer to really shake the rectum out of yer anus!.

All Monitors use the new Black Glass technology pioneered by Fucker Bastard's research department, they have a clear display and all have an Anti Goose button just for the hell of it.

This is a 14' monitor with a 6' viewable area.

Same as above but with a 6.28734832' viewable display

15' monitor with a 17' viewable display.

All Fucker Bastard PCs come with the Fucker Bastard's Accessories but you can buy replacements if yours break (this will probably happen as all Fucker Bastard's Accessories have a life expectancy of one month.

The Fucker Bastard's PC Mouse is made of high impact plastic for when your PC breaks down and you need to throw something across the room. It uses the new 'Cuboid Comfort Technology' for an easy to use and a great "Let Go Of The Mouse" factor.

Yep, its for your mouse alright!

All Fucker Bastard's games are fully Fucker Bastard's PC '99 compliant, and as such will only work on Fucker Bastard PCs. Here is a complete product listing.

Some of the best multimedia money can buy comes from the Fucker Bastard range

Follow the famous captain through his amazing voyages, learn about that conditions that these brave Semen went through and see what it must of been like to live onboard a ship.